The Plushie-Loving Seal Is February’s Hot Slut Of The Month!
The other Hot Slut of February finalists were no match for the blubbery sweetheart of the internet! The plushie-loving seal, who lives at Mombetsu Land in Japan, easily won the illustrious title of February’s Hot Slut of the Month. The plushie-loving seal got 46% of the votes, beating out Constance Landry (34%), Lady Gaga’s Fake Fall At The Super Bowl (15%) and Alba Nydia Díaz (5%).
The plushie-loving seal will battle it out with the 11 other HSOTMs in the Hot Slut of 2017 grand showdown next year.
The plushie-loving seal first made hearts fart out streams of awwwws when Mombetsu Land tweeted several pictures of it hugging and loving on a soft toy version of itself. The meaning of love was redefined when the seal hugged on its toy. There has never been a love like the seal and its mini-me soulmate. Or at least I thought that until Mombetsu Land tweeted new pictures this week.
It turns out that seal is a plushie slut! That seal has a whole rotating harem of plushie side hos that it shares with the other seals. Kinky, I know.
テレビ朝日「羽鳥慎一モーニングショー」多くの方に観て頂けたようでありがとうございました！まだ載せてないオフショットをお届けします✨日和レッドは隊員になんか言ってますね…（笑）
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— 紋別オホーツクランド (@mombetsu_land) March 9, 2017
But you know, I am definitely not hating, because that seal has a lot of love to give, and there’s a lot of plushie toys who need a lot of love.
Thanks to everyone who voted!
Pic: @aguhiyori