Open Post: Hosted By Idris Elba Having A Moment With A Hot Dog

March 6, 2017 / Posted by:

I don’t know why Mondays keep happening, but for some reason, they do and another one happened today. But well, the universe must have taken pity on those who have to struggle through another gross Monday, because it has gifted the world with these pictures of Big Gulp of hotness, Idris Elba, swallowing a hot dog. Mondays are still disgusting, but they aren’t that disgusting when you can rest your eyes on pictures of Idris Elba wrapping his mouth around a plump wiener between two buns.

On Saturday, Idris shot scenes in Downtown L.A. for The Dark Tower, and he took a break to fill himself with the luckiest hot dog in the world! It’s obvious to me now that Idris and I are soulmates, because like me, he’s a weird trick who can eat a dry dog. Movie theater employees always look at me like I’ve got a dick on my forehead when they ask me if I want ketchup or mustard for my hot dog and I say, “No, I like it plain.” But what’s really weird to me is that Idris’ hot dog stayed dry. I would think that as soon as he put it in his mouth, it’d shoot out a stream of mayonnaise. Weird hot dog is weird.

Here’s more of the Panty Creamer Hall of Famer on Saturday:


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