Who Is February’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

March 3, 2017 / Posted by:

It feels like it hasn’t been that long since Winona Ryder’s Many Faces won Hot Slut of January, but since February is the fast cummer of months, it’s already time to vote for our next HSOTM. February’s HSOTM contest is a real international showdown (not really) between Japan, Puerto Rico, New Orleans and whatever the hell planet  or land Lady Gaga is living in. As always, the first three HSOTM finalists got the most Facebook likes for the month and the fourth one was picked by me, because I am a control freak who cannot let you all pick every one of them. But seriously, your choices for February’s HSOTM are:

– The hilarious and fake “busted Spider-Man” fall that Lady Gaga did at the Super Bowl.
Constance Landry, the tornado survivor from New Orleans who checked a reporter for getting her age wrong.
The seal at Mombetsu Land in Japan who fell in love with a plushie toy version of itself and probably married it by now.
Alba Nydia Díaz, the morning show host who delivered massive amounts of art and narcissism when she interviewed herself about her own career in her own living room.

Voting is below and the winning HSOTM will be crowned next Friday. Vote with your life!!!!


Pics: YouTube, WDSU, @mombetsu_land, PrimeraHora 

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