Hot Slut Of The Day!
The lady in red from Rampage!
I keep seeing ads and commercials for that Khloe: Skull Island Kong: Skull Island movie, and it’s been making me want to play one of the only video games I was ever good at playing: Rampage! Because I was a kid in the 80s and 90s, I was legally obligated to play a minimum of 30 hours of video games a week, but well, my video game-playing performance can be best described as Ronda Rousey vs. Amanda Nunes or Snapchat billionaire on his wedding night. I lasted about a minute and then I was out. But with Rampage I lasted at least two minutes. Okay, maybe ninety seconds.
My favorite character from Rampage, Lizzie the Lizard, has already been HSOTD, so now it’s time to pay homage to my second favorite: the hot, big-tittied lady in red! Throughout the game, the lady in red pops out of a window that the monsters are about to attack and she waves for help. Sometimes she was blond, but I mostly remember her having a luscious mane of gorgeous 1-bit chestnut hair. The makers knew she was one of the stars because at one point, she was front and center on the game’s start page (or whatever you call it).
As the monster, you could either let her go or eat her (and not in a sexy way). I usually let her go, because when she fell to the sidewalk, she’d run off and her strut stopped the damn action. She is running for her life and dodging bullets from helicopters, and yet she still manages to bring the sexiness while working that red freakum dress.
Rampage is being turned into a movie starring The Rock and Naomie Harris, and it starts shooting next month. There better be a complex plot starring the hot lady in red or I will rage and munch on a building while punching at a chopper.
Pics: Midway Games/YouTube