Nick Cannon And His Ex-Girlfriend Named Their Baby “Golden”

February 22, 2017 / Posted by:

Nick Cannon became a father for the third time yesterday when his one-time piece, former Miss Arizona USA Brittany Bell, gave birth to their baby boy. Nick’s twins with Mariah Carey are named Moroccan and Monroe, so I thought that maybe he’d keep with the “Mo” theme and name his third child MONAY. Nick didn’t do that, but he did name his son after a currency, sort of.

Nick posted a picture of his new baby on Instagram (SPOILER ALERT: Nick’s new baby looks like a new baby) and he let everyone know that he and Brittany named their son Golden “Sagon” Cannon. I don’t think they named their son after Golden Brooks from Girlfriends. And I bet Golden Cannon is going to spend a good piece of his life saying, “Err, just call me Sagon.”

Weeping may endure for a night, but Joy cometh in the morning! No matter how hard the world may hit you, God always reminds us of our purpose! #TrueHappiness
Welcome to Earth Son!

Golden “Sagon” Cannon 2/21/17 #Awakened

I’ve never named a baby before, but if I had to, I’d go through this thought process after I picked the name:

  1. Does the name you chose sound like the name of a porn star? If the answer is yes, proceed.
  2. Do you care? If the answer is no, proceed.
  3. Does the name you chose sound like the name of a porn star who specializes in golden showers? If the answer is yes, proceed?
  4. Do you care? If the answer is no, proceed.

So yeah, Golden Cannon wouldn’t pass my test. But if I was Brittany, I wouldn’t care if Nick wanted to name our kid Golden as long he sent that gold every month for me and Golden. Get that gold, Golden!

Pic: Instagram

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