Open Post: Hosted By Courtney Stodden And Her Newly Single Chichis

February 10, 2017 / Posted by:

It’s been over three years since Pope Francis announced that the Catholic church was dissolving all marriages. At the time, Pope Francis said that the sanctity of marriage obviously doesn’t exist if a creep-faced creeper and his teen bride can’t make it. Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison broke up, but a few months later, they proved that true love always prevails and they announced that they were back together. Prepare for the Pope to announce the death of marriage once again. Because at OK! Magazine’s pre-Grammy party last night, Courtney told Entertainment Tonight that she and Doug are as separated as her right tit and left tit. In other words, they’re beyond separated.

22-year-old Courtney and 56-year-old Doug split up two months ago, but they’re still living together. UsWeekly also posted a picture of the pristine dew drop hugging on some dude at OK!’s party.

When Courtney and her make-up-less clown of a husband broke up the first time, it felt one hundred percent real and not at all staged. It also feels real this time and I’m sure they’re not just pretending to be broken up so that Courtney can pitch a dating show to Vh1 called Porn Iguana of Love. And Courtney really should’ve dropped Creepy Doug a long time ago. She’s the Marilyn Monroe, Zsa Zsa Gabor and Jayne Mansfield of our time, so she should be on her third husband by now. At least.

Pics: Splash

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