Kanye West Isn’t On Team Trump Anymore

February 6, 2017 / Posted by:

It looks like Kanye West will never be invited to a slumber party at the White House, where he and his one-time BFF, Donald Trump, would crank call the Australian PM, toilet paper Nancy Pelosi’s office, take selfies with the nuclear button and color each other’s hair using the imported piss of a Russian hooker. Because Kanye is done with Trump.

Before Kanye was 5150’d, he mouth sharted out words of praise for Trump and after he got out of the hospital, he posed with his “good friendin a shameless photo-op at Trump Tower. But those days of Trump love are over. TMZ says that Kanye shredded his Team Trump membership card over Trump’s Muslim ban (and other shit). Who can really blame Kanye? We were all shocked by Trump’s Muslim ban because it’s not like he talked about it over and over again during his election.

Shit really is serious between Kanye and Trump because Kanye deleted every pro-Trump tweet he’s made. CNN (yes, they’re actually covering this story) adds that King Myers, a rapper on Kanye’s label, released an anti-Trump anthem that was produced by Kanye.

Kim Kartrashian tweeted against the Muslim ban, so I’m guessing that Pimp Mama Kris sat all of her hos down, Kanye included, and told them that being pro-Trump is bad for their brand right now. PMK then ordered the Koven to cut all ties with Trump until he retires Melania Trump as his latest wife and needs to get himself a new wife (they all looked at Kendall Jenner at that point). Nobody, especially the leader of a country, should give one fuck about Kanye dumping them, but Trump will. I’m sure Trump will rage tweet at that snow cone-headed traitor, but before he does that, he’ll lay his head on Steve Bannon’s bosom and wail about Kanye breaking up with him.

Pic: Splash

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