In “Your Mileage May Vary” News, Beyonce Might Have Told Off Kim Kardashian

December 31, 2016 / Posted by:

This item comes to us via Radar, so, there’s your salt shaker. All you need is a grain.

A “source” from the Kim Kardashian and Kanye West side of the tracks claims that Beyonce allegedly read Kim her rights during a harsh phone call. Pfff, like Beyonce even uses something as common as a “phone.” All her messages are sent by burning bush or global flood.

“Beyonce flipped out on Kim when Kim called her to try and soothe tensions after Kanye’s hospitalization,” a source close to the reality star mother of North, 2, and Saint West, 1, said.

“Basically she told Kim to never, ever, contact her or her husband again and said stuff like she thought that the two of them are made for each other because they are both talentless and pathetic!”

Well, they got that last part right, at least in regards to Kim (I still like to bob my head to an internal spinning of Kanye’s “Gold Digger” whenever I snatch the other Mr. Harvey’s debit card out of his wallet to go buy stylish but affordable shoes down at Marshalls). This “feud” is supposedly stemming from Kanye’s tendency to publicly opine about Mr. and Mrs. Carter during very brief concerts.

On Nov. 20, West verbally attacked both Beyonce, 35, and Jay Z, 47, on-stage during a show for his ill-fated “Saint Pablo” tour. Now, just one month later, has exclusively learned that Beyonce is taking her revenge!

Shortly afterward, Kanye was reportedly hospitalized for psychiatric issues. So the Queen B’s kurses are real. Kim is supposedly disappointed because this is just the latest “girl, no” in her efforts to befriend Beyonce.

“Kim was trying so hard to be Beyonce’s friend for so long and she had even asked her on numerous occasions to let Blue Ivy play with North. Beyonce just kept ignoring her,” the source told Radar.

If this story is (chortle) true, “ignoring her” is probably an understatement. If Kimmy was actually able to get somehow get Beyonce’s private number, and for some reason Beyonce physically extended herself to answer her own phone, she’d still be like: “Who? Kim…? Yeah, I’m sorry, I’m kinda drawing a blank here (places hand over receiver to ask Jay-Z if he knows a “Kim,” notes his puzzlement, and then resumes the conversation). Oh wait, are you the girl with the big plastic ass?


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