Lindsay Lohan Is Trying To Make “Mean Girls 2” Happen

December 30, 2016 / Posted by:

Just in time for New Year’s, Lindsay Lohan has cracked open a bottle of Cold Duck, raised a plastic red cup and burped out “I’m still here y’all!!!” Yes darling, we know. Who can forget the time when you damn near lost your finger in October during a boating accident? And, of course, by “boating accident” I mean carelessly leaving your finger just a little too close to the razor while you’re cutting the boogie sugar. Well this time it’s good news!

Us Weekly reports that recently during a Facebook Live interview with CNN (really, CNN?) Lindsay revealed the best news of 2016: she’s written a treatment for Mean Girls 2.

“I have been trying so hard to do a Mean Girls 2,” the 30-year-old told CNN during her Facebook Live interview. “It is not in my hands. I know that [the film’s writer and costar] Tina Fey and [producer] Lorne Michaels and all of Paramount are very busy. But I will keep forcing it and pushing it on them until we do it.”

You know why they’re busy, Lindsay? Because they are WORKING. But, bravissima bitch, for trying it.

Luckily, she has a friend in fellow co-star Rachel McAdams (the deliciously devious Regina George) who said she’d be on board with the sequel saying “I loved doing that movie.

Now that Lindsay has Rachel on her side, she’ll need to convince Lacey Chabert and Amanda Seyfried to hop onboard. But, I have a feeling Amanda is squeezing her tits for the forecast and it’s about to rain a whole bunch of “hell no!“. Most of the other actors have moved on with their careers and are doing other projects. And Tina Fey is developing a musical adaptation of the Mean Girls movie for the stage with her husband, composer Jeff Richmond. So I doubt she’d be interested in moving forward with a sequel at this time. Plus, there’s already a damn Mean Girls 2! True, it’s the slashed prices, bottom of the bargain bin version of the original. But still, it exists.

So nice try Lindsay, but I don’t think this was your idea at all. This whole thing reeks of bronzer, booze and desperation, so I’ll need you to step aside and let me address Dina Lohan about this fuckery.

However, if this is her idea, I 100% believe that somebody told Lindsay she was a mean girl who needed treatment, but she heard “Write a Mean Girls treatment?? Sure, why the fuck not?!” Her best bet would be to pull out her Flip camera, clear the empty bottles of Old Crow and Vladimir from every room and shoot the sequel at home with White Oprah and Ali Lohan. They can call it Mean Drunks.

Here’s more of Lindsay’s CNN interview below.

Pic: EW.com

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