Hot Slut Of The Day!
The flawless con artist who has probably become Lindsay Lohan’s new idol thanks to her Meryl Streep-worthy performance!
Pretending to get hit by a car so that you can collect that money is nothing new, but this Chinese Greta Garbo took it to new levels that have never been seen before when she gave a performance worthy of a thousand Oscars. I know that the Oscars are strictly for movie shit, but they should create a Best Performance in a Dashcam Video category, so that they can properly honor this thespian of thespians.
NPR says that on December 24th, a driver was driving along in the city of Nanyang when a woman ran up to their car, pretended to get hit and collapsed. That kind of scheme happens frequently in China. A con artiste finds a slow-moving car, throws themselves in front of it and then demands money. NPR says it goes back to the Qing Dynasty.
The Chinese term for this kind of fraud is “pengci” — literally translated as “touch porcelain.” During the Qing Dynasty, a person — usually from a formerly wealthy family — would dress as a nobleman, position himself in a crowded public place holding expensive-looking china (usually fake) and let others “hit” him, causing him to drop the china. He’d then demand compensation.
The driver already had that grifter’s number and slowed down, which forced the Oscar winner of my heart to think quickly and just fall back. She gets up like, “Is this bitch brain dead enough to fall for my schemes?”, a few times before she stands up and it looks like she’s about to hit them up for cash. The video has gone viral in China.
And honestly, that driver should’ve paid up, because they got a front row seat to the performance of a lifetime!