Many last-minute attention whore dreams came true for Kris Jenner this year, all thanks to her annual Khristmas party. She got tons of attention by keeping Blac Chyna’s name off the guest list, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West temporarily killed those divorce rumors by taking an awkward family picture together and now this little crusty nugget. Paris Hilton went to Kris’ party and posed for a picture with her fame whore spin-off.
Kim is several faces removed from her days as Paris Hilton’s assistant, so naturally I assumed Paris might’ve been confused at first when Kim approached her for a picture. “I’m sorry, which one are you again? I don’t recognize your face.” But of course Paris knew who it was. Fame-humpers like Paris and Kim have a life-long spiritual connection.
Paris posted a picture of her and Kim on Instagram yesterday with the caption: “Lovely evening celebrating the holidays with @KimKardashian.” It’s too bad that Kim is still on her self-imposed social media hiatus, because it would have been wonderful to see what she would have captioned that picture. I’m thinking the first draft of it would have been something like: “I wish I was posing for a picture with @Beyonce, but I guess desperate beggars can’t be choosers.”
This is the first time in over two years that Paris and Kim have appeared together in a picture. Kim probably shouldn’t think she was special; Paris slithered into pictures with Khloe Kardashian and Caitlyn Jenner and Kylie Jenner.
I wonder if Kylie was excited to pose with Paris, or if she was just like “Eh, whatever.” Kylie should have been honored to stand next to the original no-talent skank. Then again, Kylie is a youngin, so she probably doesn’t care about anyone that precedes Instagram or Snapchat. Ugh, young fame whores these days. No respect for the veteran fame whores who paved the way for them.