Afternoon Crumbs

December 28, 2016 / Posted by:


Gwyneth Paltrow, working a beyond-janky sweater situation, tells InStyle that Chris Martin would still take a bullet for her. Sadly, I don’t know if the same can’t be said for Gwyneth. Unless it’s a $3,000 hand-polished artisanal lead bullet imported from Italy, the only thing she’s taking is cover behind him – Lainey Gossip

Charlie Sheen’s rabbi beard looks like it was pulled from the last chance bin at Wooly Willy’s House of Unrealistic Facial Hair – SOW

If being a member of the Royal Family was like working in an office, Duchess Kate is allegedly the person who takes two hour lunch breaks, spends most of the afternoon trolling Facebook, and always has to leave early for “an appointment” – Celebitchy

Courtney Stodden is out shopping and spending the millions I assume she was given from a record label for a follow-up to Mistletoe BikiniPopoholic

Lisa Rinna needs a Real Housewives spin-off called Duster HustlerReality Tea

Supergirl is flying up, up and away from her 21-month marriage to Blake JennerJust Jared

The official trailer for Alien: Covenant is here, and there’s not a single joke about the extraterrestrial creature in Michael Fassbender’s pants – The Superficial

Finally, the one good reason to see Passengers: Chris Pratt’s ass! – OMG Blog

Bella Thorne looks like the most-popular server at a Hooters-style 90s grunge-themed breastaurant called Nir-tatasHollywood Tuna

…and here she is working the “Oh crap, I didn’t know there would be photographers” look – Drunken Stepfather

Zach Galifianakis became a dad for the second time last month, and his son’s name is Rufus Galifianakis. My thoughts are with Rufus on the day he tries to pronounce his last name for the first time – Popsugar

Pic: InStyle

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