Afternoon Crumbs
Let us all give thanks to the Baby Jesus for being born, because if he wasn’t, we’d never have this clip of Mimi wearing a stunning stripper gown while bringing some ho ho ho shit around Santa, her boy toy piece and children, including her own, dressed as elves – Lainey Gossip
That LOVE Advent shit gave a little something to body odor fetishists who also have a thing for Karlie Kloss – Hollywood Tuna
Charlotte McKinney did some kind of photo shoot that looks more like the pictures in a profile on a high-priced escort website – Drunken Stepfather
Andre Leon Talley isn’t a citizen of Trumpland, okay? – Celebitchy
I swear, my sister wore this almost-exact outfit on the first day of the sixth grade and yes, she wore it better – Popoholic
It was very gracious of Baddie Winkle to let Fergie Ferg be in and sing in HER video – OMG Blog
Something that made me punch myself in the eyeballs: mistaking Backdoor Farrah for England’s finest rose Jodie Marsh – IDLYITW
I’m sure Teresa Giudice will be spending a part of her Christmas dribbling out an excuse to the cops when they come to her house after finding out that she stole toys from a Toys For Tots donation box to give to her kids – Reality Tea
The Madison Square Garden Company is now saying that they’re not going to force any Rockette to perform at the presidential inauguration – Just Jared
If you’ve wondered what Khloe Kartrashian sounds like when she serenades the guests at her mom’s Kristmas party, here you go – SOW
Miles Teller’s bright blue Bronco flipped over during an accident with an Uber drive. Miles didn’t get whiplash (sorry) or any other kind of injury and was well enough to curse out and try to attack the at-fault Uber driver – Jezebel
Pic: YouTube