Night Crumbs
The Photoshop Lifetime Achievement Awards: It looks like Mimi’s in-house Photoshop team shrunk her down so that the tree would look bigger thus making her ass look even smaller and skinnier. Genius move! She better up their end-of-the-year bonuses – Lainey Gossip
Hailey Baldwin’s LOVE Advent video is a perfect Ambien substitute – Drunken Stepfather
Olivia Wilde cut the Melania Trump out of her hair – Celebitchy
Andy Cohen isn’t going to Countess LuAnn’s wedding – Reality Tea
The KKKs are tired of the Rob Kartrashian and Blac Chyna drama, and it goes against my religion to say this, but I’m with them – The Superficial
The Silver Fox IS living the best holiday vacation. He gets to hang out with elephants by day and lay his head on those muscled-up man chichis by night – Towleroad
Eat some baby Aspirin before you watch this video of Kate Upton doing squats or you may have a heart attack from the excitement of it all – Popoholic
Any Xmas special where Detective La Toya does RuPaul drag is my kind of Xmas special – OMG Blog
Wes Anderson is making a stop-animation movie about dogs. That sentence alone made me overdose on twee – Pajiba
Ellen Pompeo has screamed “BOYCOYTT A&E!!!” over their KKK series – Just Jared
The helpful bearded cop and the speeding student who can’t tie a tie need their own buddy comedy – Hollywood Tuna
Hasn’t Leah Remini been through enough?!!! – SOW
Grab a plate and get into this TV man nipple buffet – Popsugar
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