A little over a week after Kanye West was released from the hospital, where he was being treated for an alleged mental breakdown, he appeared in b-hole-hugging jeggings and a dome full of blond hair at a furniture exhibit.
Page Six says that Kanye showed up to Rick Owens: Furniture at the Museum of Contemporary Art’s Pacific Design Center space in West Hollywood in last night. It doesn’t seem like there were any professional photographers there last night, which is why Kim Kartrashian didn’t go with Kanye. But someone managed to take a picture of Kanye sitting on what looks like a $35,000 outhouse stool made of sunstone crystals from Superman’s fortress. The picture was posted on Kanye West Daily, and also shows that Kanye went blond, and I wonder why….
During his now-canceled Saint Pablo Tour, Kanye declared in so many words that his undying love affair with Beyonce is over and he’s now the ride-or-die bitch of Frank Ocean. Kanye said during one of his shows that if Frank isn’t nominated for a Grammy, he’s not going to the Grammys. Beyonce got 9 nominations, Kanye got 8 nominations and Frank got 0 nominations and only because he didn’t submit his album Blonde. Yes, Blonde as in the color of Kanye’s hair right now. Kanye is a full-on Oceanographer now. That’s what Frank Ocean’s hardcore fans call themselves, right?
So yeah it’s going to be really awkward at the Grammys when Beyonce wins Album of the Year and Kanye parachutes in, snatches the trophy out of her hand and says, “Imma let you finish, Beyonce, but Frank Ocean…..you all know the rest.”
And in the gallery below are pictures of Kanye’s SANS FARDS sister-in-law (well, it’s SANS FARDS for Kylie Jenner) greeting her fans who waited hours in line to get into her poop-up shop at the Westfield Topanga Mall today. I have a feeling that in the very near future scenes like this will play out in family court rooms across Los Angeles:
Parent: Your honor, I’m sorry, I just have to divorce my kid. I can’t with them anymore.
Judge: Why? I can’t imagine why a parent would want to abandon their child.
Parent: She waited 8 hours to get into Kylie Jenner’s pop-up shop.
Judge: Forced emancipation granted! Condolences to the parents for having to suffer through the shame and embarrassment of it all.