Night Crumbs

In “Florence Henderson must be rolling in her grave” news, a crazed Cindy Brady went on an insane, threatening rant on Facebook against a man who shook his head over her spewing out “idiotic lies” and “misinformation” on her L.A. talk radio show. Cindy Brady called the man a “faggot ass,” among other things. A part of me wishes that Cindy Brady would do a dramatic reading of her rant, because I kind of want to hear her crazy ass scream, “thaggot ath!” – Towleroad

Aaaaaand she got fired – Kenneth in the (212)

Cate Blanchett and her husband (the one who was accused of getting with another) busted out professional co-worker poses at an event. What does it all mean?! – Lainey Gossip

The British royals must be going broke, because Duchess Kate (prepare to gasp) repeated a gown (and gasp) again (and gasp again) – Celebitchy

Dorinda Medley was probably just scratching at her attention whore spot when she said that she’s marrying her sleazy boyfriend – Reality Tea

Khlozilla did GQ Germany – Drunken Stepfather 

I wonder how many “pearl necklace” jokes did Katy Perry get that night? – Popoholic

Finland is now my favorite country – Hollywood Tuna

You’ve heard this a couple of times before, but Bristol Palin is knocked up – Popsugar

Soap opera legend Joseph Mascolo has gone on to heaven to scheme with the angels – SOW

In more sad news (and cross-file it to: Fuck Cancer), Louis Tomlinson’s mother Johannah Deakin has died at the way-too-young age of 42 – Just Jared

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