Hot Slut Of The Day!
Mary-L, a Belgian blossom whose petals are dripping with talent, charisma and grace!
The Grammy nominations were announced today and the usual names like Beyonce, Adele, Drake and blah blah blah were spit up over and over again, but if that awards show was really about genuine talent and true musicality, the name Mary-L would’ve come up at least a dozen times. If you asked me a few days ago who Mary-L is, I would’ve guessed that she’s Mary Kay’s way lesser-known younger sister who sells used eyeliner, broken lipsticks and makeup made with non-FDA approved ingredients from the trunk of the beat-up pink Cadillac that she “borrowed” from her sister 20 years ago and never gave back. But reader Philippe let me know a few days ago that Mary-L is practically the Mariah Carey of Belgium!
Philippe says that Mary-L is a bright, sparkling A-list superstar sensation in Belgium (okay, he said “kind of known”) and that every Belgian says a prayer of thanks nightly to the Gods for giving them ears to listen to her stunning music with (okay, Philippe called her music “bad“). But I’ve already written too many words and I’ll let Mary-L’s ART speak for itself. Open your eyes wide so you can fully take in Mary-L’s high-octane glamour, silicone-infused beauty and her “sloth on Ambien” energy. And open your ears wide so you can fully take in Mary-L’s raw Real Housewife with laryngitis vocals.
And I can hear you screaming, “ENCORE! ENCORE,” (“Um, bitch, I’m screaming, ‘No more!‘” – you), so here’s another musical gem from Mary-L. In this one, Mary-L is also giving you sex and the kind of sweet moves you’d see at a party where the carbon monoxide detector just went off.
Dear Grammy voters, there’s still time to forget all of the nominations and write in Mary-L’s name in every category. Do it for the sake of the future of music!
(For Philippe)