After spending over a week in UCLA Medical Center for having a mental breakdown, Kanye West has been released into the care of Knurse Kim Kartrashian and his doctor, Dr. Michael Farzam. UCLA Medical Center may not want to give his suite away just yet, because when Kanye strolls back into his house and sees the Koven and E!’s cameras, he may want to turn the fuck around and go back.
Kanye was shuffled off to the hospital on November 21st after Dr. Farzam called the paramedics, because Kanye allegedly lost it and tried to whoop someone’s ass. Dr. Farzam told the paramedics that he put Kanye on a 5150 hold, but it’s not clear if he did. Kanye supposedly wasn’t committed and stayed in the hospital on his own. TMZ says that Kanye broke from the weight of not sleeping, working a lot, dealing with Kim getting robbed and the anniversary of his mom’s funeral.
An “insider” tells Page Six that Kanye still needs treatment and Knurse Kim will be by his side through it all:
“[Kanye is] stable but needs time to come back.”
The source added that Kardashian has been key to his improved health, adding, “Kim has been indestructible.”
There’s a typo in there. I think the insider meant to say that Kim IS indestructible, which she totally is. Try to destroy a rubber mallet. You can’t. Kim’s DuPont ass is stronger than a hundred of those things.
And I’m sure Knurse Kim will be by Kanye’s side at all times. When she’s not reading to him (read: giving him the script he’ll need to memorize for their E! special), she’ll be cuddling with him in bed (read: taking selfies to post when she makes her grand return to Instagram). And the only time Knurse Kim will get away is to call Kanye’s doctors (read: call TMZ to tell them what a #superwife she is).