Dear Hillary And Trump, It’s Time To Drop Out, Because Susan Sarandon Just Endorsed Jill Stein!

Anyone who followed the ginger feud of this election knows that Susan Sarandon was the Queen of the Bernie-or-Busters. Susan is so pro-Bernie that I would be surprised if she didn’t pull a Katy Perry by dressing as Bernie Sanders for Halloween. If she did, I don’t want to see the pictures, because my fragile soul can take only so many pictures of people in terrifying prosthetics.

Ever since Bernie Sanders didn’t get the Democratic presidential nomination, everyone (read: probably just me, and Debra Messing) has been waiting for Susan Sarandon to say who is getting her vote. Dammit Janet is not writing in Frank-N-Furter as her choice for president. She has gone where some B-O-Bers have gone: to Jill Stein’s side.

Susan Sarandon made it clear several times that she would rather eat a bowl of room-temperature snot than vote for Hillary Clinton, even though Bernie is backing Hillary Clinton. Yesterday, the site for Jill Stein’s campaign posted a letter of endorsement that Susan sent them. Susan wrote that she’s been waiting for Hillary to change her position on issues that are important to Susan, but that hasn’t happened. The threat of Donald Trump bringing on a nuclear war and the threat of us losing Bryan Cranston to Canada aren’t enough to get Susan to hold her nose and vote for Clinton on November 8th.

I’m therefore very happy to endorse Jill Stein for the presidency because she does stand for everything I believe in.

It’s clear a third party is necessary and viable at this time. And this is the first step in accomplishing this end.

Fear of Donald Trump is not enough for me to support Clinton, with her record of corruption.

Now that Trump is self-destructing, I feel even those in swing states have the opportunity to vote their conscience.

Susan Sarandon

That endorsement. I always thought that when you endorse someone in an official letter, you should, you know, talk about that candidate and spit out their policies and why you’re into their policies, etc… Susan spent that whole letter taking a messy shit all over Hillary Clinton. It’s like when you go on a rebound date and you go on and on about how your shitty ex never remembered your birthday and your ass cheeks always got covered with his piss because he never lifted the seat. Your rebound date sits there, staring into nothing while slowly eating a breadstick. Jill Stein probably slowly ate a few breadsticks while reading that letter.

As for what Susan’s arch rival Debra Messing thinks… not much. Debra tweeted a couple of things including this:

As she said on TV a year ago- "At least with Trump there'd be a revolution." She denied it after. Look it up. And look at her now. https://t.co/noi4T0a4go

— Debra Messing (@DebraMessing) November 2, 2016

A revolution?! Oh please, God, no, I do not look good in those revolution fightin’ hats.

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