Chelsea Handler Says It’s Stupid To Drag Jennifer Aniston Into The Brangelina Drama
It’s been more than a month since Angelina Jolie (or “That Fucking Lunatic” as she’s known in Chelsea Handler’s house) filed for divorce from Brad Pitt. And since then, Jennifer Aniston has been dragged into the conversation, of course. Two of those times were courtesy of Jennifer’s friends announcing to the world that we should keep her out of it. Another friend has come forward with their thoughts on it all. Sadly, it’s not Marcel the Monkey.
Just like Justin Theroux and Courteney Cox, Jennifer’s favorite booze-chuggin’ buddy Chelsea Handler swatted at anyone who shoved her friend’s name into the messy three-way with Brad and Angelina. Chelsea gave her thoughts during a recent interview with Grazia. According to Chelsea, Jennifer doesn’t care.
“It’s so stupid and pathetic. As if Jen cares – she doesn’t care. It’s ridiculous that people still drag her into this. Hello, as if she is sitting around even caring about this.”
Chelsea also echoed Justin Theroux’s thoughts about Jennifer Aniston’s HuffPo essay about the public’s obsession with her uterus.
“It was just so nice for her to finally respond to it. It doesn’t matter how famous or rich or wealthy or, you are, you’re still able to get your feelings hurt. That is a person, that’s a human being that is constantly being scrutinized. I hope it helped people see the pain that it is causing with the presumption and the obsessions and the nonsense.”
I believe Chelsea Handler when she says Jennifer Aniston doesn’t care about the messiness of the Brangelina divorce. Because you know damn well Chelsea Handler would have loved nothing more than to forward all her calls to voicemail and drag that husband-stealing cheekbone-having hussy to hell and back with Jennifer over a bowl of wine by the pool. Poor Chelsea. I bet her heart broke in half when she heard the words “Listen, I’m not sitting around here even caring about all this uncoolness.”
Here’s Chelsea giving you 1979 Daniel Hechter bank manager realness at the ELLE Women in Hollywood Awards yesterday.
