Joe Jonas Says His Dad Once Caught Him With Porn
Joe Jonas is deep into the “I’ve Got A Big Dick And I’ve Used It, Damnit!” 2016 Press Tour. He’s already found it necessary to fuck-and-tell about losing his V-card to Ashley Greene (she appreciated it) and now he’s revealed to Notion (via People) that his dad once caught him using the Jonas family computer for jerking off purposes. Your dad’s a guy, Joe. I hate to tell you this but he was probably booting up the pc that time for the same purpose. This is why everybody needs their own laptops when their kids hit puberty. Crossing familial porn streams is gross. I have two brothers. I know what I’m talking about.
“I would use my address to log into the websites, and I did this for seven days straight,” Jonas tells the outlet. “A month later — and by the way, my dad was a pastor at the time — for a week or two straight there was a postcard with a naked woman on it saying ‘Come join us again Joe’ or ‘We really miss you’ or ‘You naughty boy, come visit us again.’”
Next we’re going to hear about the time that Joe snuck a beer behind the catering truck at his cousin’s wedding. Save it for the memoirs, Joe. He went on to talk about how rock defacer and Coachella denim princess Vanessa Hudgens showing off her naked nethers in that infamous photo affected him and his fellow Disney serfs brothers at the time.
“We were working with Disney in 2007 when the Vanessa Hudgens nude-photo scandal happened,” says the star. “We’d hear execs talking about it, and they would tell us that they were so proud of us for not making the same mistakes, which made us feel like we couldn’t ever mess up … we put incredible pressure on ourselves, the kind of pressure that no teenager should be under.”
I know. Imagine if Joe’s dad didn’t stage-parent his ass to millions? Joey says that all of this pressure led to his current openness as an adult. Specifically, in the last couple of months. Seriously, Ashley Greene wants you to shut your “Cake By The Ocean“-hole, Joe.
“It’s tough to say that it’s a bad thing because I feel pretty open, and there’s not much I won’t talk about [now],” he says. “There is a lot of obsession over secrecy in this day and age, and you’re a kid living in a grown-up’s world. I definitely feel for a lot of young artists going through a lot of similar things.”
Here’s some footage of Joe Jonas’ photoshoot with Notion. They have him all done up in rebel 50s drag. It makes me wonder why NBC didn’t cast him in Meat Loaf’s part in that travesty from the other night. A clean teen Rocky Horror? No thank you.
You can also see more of Joe dressed like Blanche Devereaux’s bedroom at the Kenzo and H&M show in NYC on Thursday in the gallery below.
