It’s been a month since Webster’s dictionary removed the word “love” forever since it doesn’t exist anymore now that Brangelina is broken. Since then, St. Angie Jolie’s super team of Pitt fighters and Brad Pitt’s team (Jacques Jolie-Pitt and LegalZoom) have been trying to work out a custody agreement that they both can deal with. The L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services recommended a temporary custody agreement, which they both agreed to. The child army has been living with Angie full-time for the past three weeks and Brad got to visit them a couple of times. That temporary agreement expires tomorrow, and People says that shit is still strained and they haven’t come up with a permanent custody agreement. I would say that they should settle it the highly professional way, with a Rock, Paper, Scissors battle, but that wouldn’t work since Brad would probably stop every 2 seconds to say, “How do I make rock again?”
People’s source says that Angie and Brad are mostly waiting to hear feedback from DCFS’s ongoing investigation into him allegedly going drunk dad crazy on 15-year-old Maddox in a private jet. A family law specialist told People that when tomorrow comes, DCFS will give Angie and Brad their recommendations for how to move forward custody-wise.
People also says that Brad has hung out with his children twice, but Maddox wasn’t there either time. UsWeekly added to that and brought a lot more after school special drama by saying that sources claim Maddox never saw Brad as a dad and never wants to see him again. Yeah, UsWeekly’s source says that Maddox went all “You’re not my dad! You can’t tell me what to do! ” on Brad. In their next issue, UsWeekly will say that Brad found weed in Maddox’s room and when he yelled at the kid for it, Maddox shouted back, “I learned it by watching you!”
TMZ also says that even though there’s not much of a chance that the FBI will open up an investigation into what happened on the plane, two agents interviewed Angie and the child army at their home in Malibu yesterday. The FBI agents were there to try to gather the facts and figure out where exactly the plane was when Brad lost it. It matters if the plane was in U.S. airspace or not. The FBI may decide that Minnesota has jurisdiction over the case.
And while Brad isn’t saying words to Angie, UsWeekly says that he is talking to Jon Voight. Brad and Jon have apparently been friendly ever since he got with Angie. A source says that Jon has been telling Brad that Angie is “erratic” like her mother was. Angie knows that Brad and her dad are talking and she doesn’t like it:
“She is really pissed at her dad. She is really bothered that he is talking to Brad. … Angelina is speaking to [Voight] but not a lot and not telling him hardly anything because she doesn’t trust him.”
Oh, simple Brad, hanging out with Jon Voight is the opposite of a good idea right now. I mean, one minute you’re getting drunk and stoned with Jon and he tells you to put on a little hat so he can take your picture. And the next minute you find out that Trump fanboy Jon Voight just tweeted a picture of your stoned ass wearing a hat that reads, “Grab America By The Pussy, Trump!”