Open Post: Hosted By The Muppets Parody Of “Fifty Shades Of Grey”
“And this is where I leave you, bitch,” said absolutely everyone to the internet after finding out that a Muppets parody of Fifty Shades of Shit exists.
Some sick ho decided that what the over-used cum rag we know and love as the internet really needs is a Fifty Shades of Grey trailer starring Miss Piggy as Anastasia Steele and Kermit The Frog as Christian Grey. Every Muppet spends most of their life getting fisted by a human, so I guess it’s not a total stretch that Miss Piggy and Kermit would get into other kinds of kink too. Someone took the trailer for the first Fifty Shades of Shit movie and mashed it with clips from Muppets movies to create Fifty Shades of Muppets.
There’s one major problem with this. Anybody who has followed the messy and abusive union between Miss Piggy and Kermie knows that she’s as much of a sub as he is a dom. They should’ve switched roles and this shit should’ve been called Fifty Shades of Pork. Unless the makers of this know something we don’t know. I mean, maybe Miss Piggy is a dom in the streets and a sub in the sheets.
And this was made by the YouTube channel Darth Blender, so you can go ahead and send them the bills for the therapy you’ll need thanks to that still of Kermit holding the Vaseline while looking at you like, “Now bend over for Kermie.”