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The highly-skilled warrior in Australia who uses the potent power of LA CHANCLA to ward off her enemies!
Some use a knife. Some use a gun. Some use their fist. Some use a switch. And some use one of the most scariest weapons of all, Miley Cyrus’ Paper magazine spread. But a woman in Australia used the abuelita equivalent of Thor’s hammer to let a crocodile know not to dare fuck with her or her little fur friend. The Guardian and the BBC say that crocodile enthusiast Lundon Anlezark was filming along the East Alligator River at Cahill’s Crossing in Australia’s Kakadu National Park last month when he caught an abuelita-trained chancla fighter using her flip-flop to threaten a bold crocodile who swam near her and her pooch. As her dog calmly licked its ass (because it knew it had nothing to worry about since its human brought out LA CHANCLA), she wielded a mighty chancleta and off that crocodile went. The fear of la chancla is real and strikes everyone including crocodiles!
While some are calling the Spartacus of chancla-fighting (Chanclatacus?) a hero, Lundon and officials at Kakadu think what she did was real dumb. They say that some locals and tourists drink at the park and when the sweet nectar hits them, they get bold and do dumb things. Lundon added, “I don’t think she realized how dangerous this kind of behavior is.” If this lady responded to Lundon’s comment, she’d probably do so by reaching for her chancla, which would make him scream, “Okay, okay, abuelita, MERCY! MERCY! You win!” Never underestimate la chancla!