Don’t Call Pippa Middleton A Do-Nothing Party Girl

Despite the fact that that picture of Pippa Middleton could totally pass for an back-page ad for a low-budget British phone sex line (“Fancy a three-way? Ring me on your mobile now!“), Pippa Middleton is the opposite of a party girl. At least according to Pippa Middleton. Pippa may be known to some people as Duchess Kate’s sister with the ass who does who knows, but Pippa wants to change that.

Pippa recently spoke to The Daily Mail about Heartfelt, her new cookbook that’s being sold to raise money for the British Heart Foundation. Pippa hopes that her cookbook will also help stop people from thinking she’s just a “socialite” and future banker’s wife.

“People see me as someone privileged who has used my position to advantage; that I don’t really work, that I am a socialite – that word really irritates me – and that I’m a party girl without any substance.”

I was one of those people who wasn’t sure what Pippa Middleton’s job was, so I looked it up. The internet tells me she’s a columnist, an author, and a socialite. Excuse you, Google, but she’s not a socialite. Get it right. Thankfully The Daily Mail got to the bottom of it. Apparently Pippa’s Monday-to-Friday involves biking to an office space where she writes stuff. She also works with charities like the British Heart Foundation and a school for the deaf. When I think of a do-nothing party girl, I think of Paris Hilton or someone from Made in Chelsea. Unless Pippa is a Fireball-guzzling crotch-flashing gutter rat on the down-low, she’s not a proper party girl to me.

Plus, she rides a bike. That right there takes at least a base level of sobriety. But again, I’m judging these pictures of Pippa riding to her office last week under the assumption that she didn’t swerve her hungover ass into a trash can immediately after the paps left.

Pics: Wenn.com