Happy Labor Day From RiRi Who’s Working The Stroll In Gossamer’s Dead Body

Because it’s Labor Day, we’re taking the day off and I plan to spend my afternoon filling my eating and drinking hole with the sweet nectar and hot weenies (not the kind that I wish, sadly) while enlightening my mind by going back and forth between the Tiny House Nation marathon and the “At 17” marathon on Lifetime. So for now, I leave you with these pictures of RiRi making PETA reach for a bucket of red paint and a sack of flour by wearing some gigantic fur coat in NYC last night.

That shit looks like a giant heart-shaped plush toy that took Drake only 500 tries and hundreds of dollars to win for his soulmate at some carnival game. That furry foolery on RiRi’s body was made by Saint Laurent and costs around the same price as a fully loaded Nissan Versa ($15,500 with FREE SHIPPING!). I couldn’t find out the numbers of Elmos that were viciously murdered for a coat that RiRi’s going to probably wear just once.

And as everyone on Twatter pointed out, RiRi looks like she captured Gossamer from Looney Tunes, skinned him and then wore his red, furry hide:

It goes without saying but Gossamer definitely wears himself better. I mean, RiRi could have at least wore some high-heeled Chucks.

Pics: Splash