Lindsay Lohan Once Again Cycling Through Her Costume Jewelry For The Paps

September 3, 2016 / Posted by:

International (alleged) courtesan and Donald Trump’s chief rival for Vladimir Putin’s “#1 Groupie Lindsay Lohan was in Mykonos this week. She was snapped sporting a ring with a good-sized yellow gem on her left paparazzi ring finger (you can see it below). TMZ thinks she might be engaged again, but to a different dude. “Is it ok if I just like, switch out the groom’s name, um, on my registry?” – Lohan on the horn with Yachtstore.

She’s reportedly been hanging in Greece with restaurant owner Dennis Papageorgiou … fueling rumors she’s moving on from Egor after their blowout fight.

Just a few months ago, the 30-year-old with the pose power hot enough to dry up the oceans, was doing everything but fisting the paparazzi with the emerald ring that her ex-fiance Egor Tarabasov had supposedly given her. That situation degenerated into an evening of messy Instagram posts, a pregnancy hoax, and an attempted murder accusation. Which I’m going to go out on a limb and assume was a typical weekend at Lindsay’s house while she was growing up.

Hopefully for Dennis Papagayo, that ring is just a cubic canary she had in her box and Lohan is just in Mykonos to mystery-shop his yacht.

If only she had taken her acting game as seriously as she does her jet-set jizz collectin’. Remember back when she was doing photo shoots with Meryl Streep promoting Robert Altman movies? For a brief moment, LiLo was legit. Let’s mourn for that fallen star. Cuz’ now it’s just overly full ashtrays and premature liver spots. Did I just get wistful for Lindsay Lohan? In my defense, one of our dogs has been sick, so I’ve been full of feels this week.

Pic: Instagram

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