Gwen Stefani and her rebound boyfriend Blake Shelton have been together since October of last year and since then, they’ve really worked a truly next-level “LOOK AT US!” love game in all sorts of ways. I hope the health plan at NBC includes a generous massage coverage; I’m sure all the high-fives The Voice’s PR department have given each other over the past ten months have really taken a toll on their hand muscles. Blake and Gwen have covered pretty much every base there is on the baseball diamond of attention-loving celebrity relationships. The only thing left really is for the two of them to get married and according to TMZ, it’s going to happen.
Sources say that Gwen and Blake have recently hired celebrity wedding planner Jerri Woolworth. The date of Blake and Gwen’s alleged wedding isn’t known. When asked about this supposed wedding, Jerri Woolworth told TMZ: “No comment.” Uh oh. Jerri’s about to get an angry phone call from Blake and Gwen. “Jerri, in case you aren’t aware, privacy isn’t really our thing. When someone asks you about us, you SPILL.”
I hope this is true, because their wedding would have it ALL. Blake would walk down the aisle in a country tux (ie. jeans and his nicest snap-button dress shirt) while handing out The Voice t-shirts, followed by Gwen wearing a gown made of sheer nude illusion fabric with strategically placed camo bits and a lace veil attached to a white cowboy hat. The flower girl would toss free iTunes album downloads for If I’m Honest and This is What the Truth Feels Like. And instead of selling the wedding pics to the highest bidder, they’d broadcast the whole ceremony and reception in hi-def on NBC.com. Don’t tease me, TMZ – I really want to see this.
Here’s Blake performing on The TODAY Show earlier this morning. Not pictured on stage with him: Gwen Stefani. The FCC must have a rule against airing too much musical PDA that early in the morning.