Dear Australia, Jean-Claude Van Damme Has Had It With Your Boring, Stupid Questions!

July 29, 2016 / Posted by:

The real story here is that someone interviewed Jean-Claude Van Damme in the year 2016.

JCVD is doing a speaking tour (????) in Australia next month and so he did a bunch of satellite interviews from Bangkok to promote it. During one of the interviews, the Muscles from Brussels’ last nerve got twisted up over the questions he was being asked and he dramatically busted out of there. Either JVCD’s walk-off was fake and staged to show the people that they would get some DRAMA in his speaking show, or he was genuinely not amused by the questions that were tossed his way. says that JCVD (Side note: I caught JCVD before. My free clinic doctor just gave me a topical ointment and it cleared right up) was on the Australian morning show Sunrise yesterday and the short interview was a mess from beginning to end. He got frustrated from the get-go over the technical set-up and wasn’t having all the behind-the-camera talking. When JVCD was then asked a question about the pride of Australia and his Street Fighter co-star Kylie Minogue (whom he fucked around with on his wife in the 90s), he let a trick know he was not here for that. He thought the questions were boring and uninteresting and old! He eventually pulled off his mic and quit that bitch while mumbling out these words:

“What the fuck is going on with Australia? What the fuck is going on? I cannot do this, I’m too natural, you can blow this stuff away. What is this.”

This is no “Naomi Campbell Storming Out Of An Interview,” but I do love a good walk-off.

To be fair, those questions were pretty stupid. They should’ve asked him more important questions like if he still keeps in contact with the children that the chicks in this clip immediately got knocked up with while dancing next to him. This clip clip makes me grow an ovary egg every single time.

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