Michael Lohan Has Threatened Lindsay Lohan’s Fiance With An Ass Whooping

July 26, 2016 / Posted by:

Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan publicly requested privacy regarding the infomercial steam cleaner-sized messy situation with her fiancé Egor Tarabsov. But she didn’t say anything about leaking typo-filled text messages threatening to kick her fiancé’s ass from her father. Lindsay, you’ve really got to be more specific when it comes to your family.

TMZ says they’ve “obtained” text messages that Lindsay’s domestic abuse-loving daddy Michael Lohan sent shortly after she accused Egor of cheating on her with a Russian hooker on Saturday night. Michael Lohan is clearly very pissed at Egor, and with good reason! This wasn’t how he and Dina Lohan’s Russian millionaire marriage dream for themselves – errr, I mean…their daughter was supposed to end. TMZ has screenshots of 3 texts sent from Michael to Egor, and the tone is the opposite of the cool, calm Michael Lohan that spoke to UsWeekly two days ago.

You threaten my daughter, touch her or if anything happens to her and you will have no where to hide mother ducked like weasel

VOME Here And Face ME like a man and bring your daddy and mommy

Return her jewelry you broke phoney or I’ll take it out of your ass. I WILL find you

If Michael Lohan really wanted to scare Egor, he should have threatened to let Kate Major remove the ass-jewelry with her acrylic talons of terror.

There isn’t a name at the top of those text screenshots, so technically they could be from anyone who wants to whoop Egor’s ass. The only reason we know they’re from Michael Lohan is because TMZ says so. But let’s see: threats of violence, crap spelling, accusations of stolen jewelry, general air of being a disaster. All signs point to Michael, or at the very least, someone with Lohan DNA.

As much as I’m sure he’d love for this post to be all about him, this isn’t all about Michael Lohan. We also have a few new updates on the Apricot Ashtray and her allegedly broke phony of a fiancé. According to The Daily Mail, Egor has moved out of Lindsay’s London flat. And according to Lindsay’s rep (yes she still has one of those) and some “sources“, this recent situation with Egor was a long-time coming. Lindsay’s rep tells Page Six that Lindsay thinks Egor has anger-management issues and has wanted him to get into therapy. Her rep adds that both Lindsay and Egor want to work it out. As for Lindsay’s vague pregnancy announcement, her rep says: “I cannot confirm her pregnancy.

Page Six says that sources have told them that Lindsay’s friends have all been worried about Egor’s “controlling” behavior. Apparently he’s now in charge of her finances and has taken over her career. Okay, but how much “controlling” does that honestly involve. “Hey Lindsay! Quick management update: still no auditions, and your bank account is still in overdraft. Wanna go take some Instagram pictures on a yacht in the Mediterranean now?

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