Night Crumbs
Mila Kunis told Howard Stern that she boned Ashton Kutcher on the first night they kissed for real and he was supposed to only be a fuck buddy. Howard is one of the best interviewers in the game, but I lost a little journalistic respect for him when he failed to ask Mila if Brittany Murphy’s joke about Ashton’s supposed small peen is true. Howard would’ve been a shoo-in for a Peabody Award if he asked her that! And yes, I’ve grown from a 13-year-old into a 14-year-old because I didn’t call it a Peenbody Award – Lainey Gossip
Rose McGowan’s nipple knobs want to get into a staring contest with you – The Nip Slip
Oh, you know, it’s just a fully naked Miley Cyrus looking like a new money cholita who just rolled around in unicorn shit – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Cher opened the eyes of the people to Kate Hudson’s alleged scamming ways – Celebitchy
Goopy Paltrow is still steaming her cooch, and by now you’d think she’d be onto something new like having it laundered by an 85-year-old Polish lady by the river before 5 Tibetan monks gently blow it dry – The Superficial
Disappointment IS me thinking this was Jocelyn Wildenstein before realizing it was just Caitlyn Jenner talking again – Towleroad
NeNe Leakes and Cynthia Bailey are going to be on Cupcake Wars – Reality Tea
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice got an honest trailer – IDLYITW
A thing that is going to happen: Kristen Dunst will direct Dakota Fanning in The Bell Jar – Jezebel
Kristen Bell is serving Studio 54 cosplay and I don’t hate it – Popoholic
Rita Ora is serving 2005 JLo and I hate it – Hollywood Tuna
Twitter brought down the ban hammer on a Troll King for encouraging his followers to throw racist shit at Leslie Jones – Pajiba
Nothing can touch the comedy gold of Melania Trump doing Melania Trump but Laura Benanti came close – Boy Culture
Here’s Adam Goldberg wearing a one piece made of suds – OMG Blog
Anton Yelchin’s Star Trek role will not be recast – Just Jared
This Overboard GIF gallery really does belong in a museum – Popsugar
Pic: Splash