The Naked Rebel Sunbather Of Russia Is June’s Hot Slut Of The Month!

When voting for June’s Hot Slut of the Month opened up earlier this week, I didn’t think that anybody would beat Frog and Toad, but I was every layer of wrong, because a pair of freshly-sunned Russian nalgitas did it. The Naked Rebel Sunbather of Russia is our sixth Hot Slut of the Month of 2016. Those sun-kissed ass cheeks got almost 34% of your votes, beating out Senator Chris Murphy (25%), Frog and Toad (22%) and Margaret “Atta Girl” Foster from 9 to 5 (19%). The Naked Rebel Sunbather of Russia will go on to the Hot Slut of the Year finals next year.

I’ve been checking for an update on our naked Russian hero and have found nothing. Did her prude neighbor bitches ever succeed in their mission to stop her from sunbathing naked out of her window every sunny day by getting her evicted? Or did those prude neighbor bitches finally change their minds and realize that she’s a hero to the people and are campaigning hard to get her to replace Putin? Or has nothing changed and she still can’t be bothered and is feeding her ass with the sun’s rays? Whatever the case may be, keep sunning those nalgas, Russian hero!

And thanks to everyone who voted.

Pic: Oddity Central