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The dick cloud that sprang up in Miami, FL over the weekend!
If Ralph from The Simpsons is right and clouds are God’s sneezes, then God sneezed out a white cut dick and balls over Miami on Saturday evening. When I prayed to all the Gods above to send me a peen filled with white stuff, this is not what I meant.
Dick clouds are a plenty, but the towering cumulus that decorated the sky above Miami became a Twitter star for a quick second. Twitter user @sammeaz was driving with her mom and her friends when they all noticed that it was cloudy with a 100% chance of peen. (If that cloud formed over Clearwater, FL, I’d say it was just the Scientology headquarters sending a smoke signal to John Travolta to let him know that his services were needed.) @sammeaz tweeted a video of this important event and it quickly got thousands upon thousands of likes. (Note: When teenage girls spot a peen cloud in the sky, they have the same reaction I do.)
The sky in Miami is breathtaking pic.twitter.com/9yrGHy6DWZ
— S (@sammeaz) July 10, 2016
Because THIS IS IMPORTANT NEWS (and no, I’m not being sarcastic, it is), Buzzfeed interviewed @sammeaz and she gave this riveting account of the peen cloud sighting:
“I went to tell my mom something, but then I looked over her shoulder and said, ‘What is that?!’ and then she said that she was about to ask the exact same thing. We were just like, ‘How in the world did this happen?’”
How does that happen? Well, this happens when the sky gets excited over something (like spot a Tarzan billboard with a shirtless Alexander Skarsgard on it).
But seriously, the sky is not human and doesn’t have a Grindr account and it’s still getting more dick than I am. And yes, if I could, I’d hit that peen cloud. Hell, it’d probably last longer than most peens.
Pic: @sammeaz