Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Russian legend who protested her right to sun her nalgas out of her apartment window by sunning her nalgas every sunny day!
I’m going to go ahead and assume that all of the citizens of the UK who voted to BREXIT did it because they really want to join the Russian Federation so they can be a part of the same union with this #FREETHENALGAS hero. That must be it. Meduza (via Gawker) says that every time the sun is out in the city of Novosibirsk, a delicate Russian rose feeds her ass cheeks a giant serving of Vitamin D by hanging them out of a window in her second floor apartment. Her ass cheek sunning session starts at around 10 in the morning and stops at around 1 in the afternoon. She doesn’t totally look like a terra cotta pot on the bottom and a white china plate on top, because she also suns her other parts sometimes.
Believe it or not, but there are some prude ass bitches who don’t appreciate that this butt-tanning activist has been beautifying their block with her nalgas. There’s a children’s art center nearby, so some neighbors have gone full думать о детях (Rosetta Stone’s drunk brother Google translate tells me that’s Russian for “THINK OF THE CHILDREN“). They’re afraid that the innocent eyes of the children will be tainted by the sight of a human’s butt. The butt-tanning haters started a petition to report her to the police and her building’s administration, but it hasn’t worked and she hasn’t stopped. The man who took that picture of our nalgas-bearing Russian pioneer and her sunny side up ass said this to Novosibirsk News:
“I know that old ladies collected signatures to go to the police and to the control house. But it does not end, the lady continued to sunbathe. It’s her apartment, it’s her body.”
Whenever I’m feeling confused or scared, I’m going to close my eyes and think of the angry Russian memaws trying and failing to hit our hero’s ass cheeks with slingshot pebbles. It won’t make me feel any less confused or scared, but at least I’ll get a quick laugh out of it. Keep fucking that chicken sunning those cheeks, Russian hero!
Pic: NGS