Night Crumbs

June 14, 2016 / Posted by: Michael K

Katie Holmes is still in Toronto where she’s still wearing a polyester Afghan hound wig to play Jackie Kennedy. Jamie Foxx recently made a stop in Toronto while maybe making his way to Montreal. So what does it mean?! Well if the tabloids are right, then Jamie and Katie have been married for a second, she already had their secret love child and so he probably stopped in Toronto to get her to sign divorce papers because their shush marriage has already ran its course – Lainey Gossip

I see that the union between Lucifer’s minions and the Death Eaters is still live, because there’s a rumor that Anna Wintour is putting Kendull Jenner on the September cover of Vogue – Celebitchy

Fame whore mastermind Pimp Mama Kris is probably putting together yet another TV wedding starring a couple that will last about as long as the last fart I squeezed out – Reality Tea

Stay in your lane, Ava Sambora. Phoebe Price owns the paparazzi bikini photo shoot game – Drunken Stepfather

Today in DRAG HER, Anderson Cooper repeatedly called out Florida’s Attorney General for suddenly acting like she cares about gay people – Towleroad

I’m not sure if these pictures of JoJo were taken in 1996 or 2016 – Hollywood Tuna

Some dude has been lying about being a writer for Broad City to try and get coochie. If it actually worked, it’s probably not going to work anymore – The Superficial

Hasley brought some truck stop grunge hooker glamour to Bonnaroo – The Nip Slip

Here’s Adam Levine looking like Borat after getting a keratin treatment, and yes, I still would – SOW

America Ferrera wants an Ugly Betty reboot – Starcasm

That panty cream-inducing hot felon is an Instagram model now – Jezebel

Okay, but why does Camila Alves have rope tied around her arm? – Popoholic

Donald Glover is in the new Spider-Man movie but he’s not playing Spider-Man – Pajiba

I know that’s shower steam rising up Batman’s bat crack but it kind of looks like he’s letting out a powerfully hot fart – OMG Blog

This story that Nick Jonas told is nothing without picture proof of his edibles-produced boner (and yes, I Googled) – Just Jared

James Corden brought out his chichis to do some topless carpool karaoke with the Red Hot Chili Peppers – Popsugar

Pic: Splash

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