Night Crumbs

June 6, 2016 / Posted by:

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck won the Guys of the Decade Award at the Spike’ Guys Choice Awards, and even they joked that it’s really the Dickheads of the Decade Award. Hey, when they’re right, they’re right! But seriously, it’s nice to see that after all these years, Ben still loves Matt almost more than he loves himself and his newfound love Botox   – Lainey Gossip 

Shakira’s small and humble breasts are in a bikini – Drunken Stepfather

It looks like Vicki Gunvalson hasn’t only found herself another shady piece, but she also found her storyline for the next season of The Real Plasticwives of Orange CountyReality Tea

Cate Blanchett may join Sandra Bullock in the all-lady remake of Ocean’s Eleven. I’m all for an all-lady remake of Ocean’s Eleven as long as they cast Queen Latifah, Jada Pinkett Smith, Vivica A. Fox and Kimberly Elise, and call it Still Setting It Off Celebitchy

Oh, I see old ass Burt Reynolds is doing the “let me look at that tattoo” trick so he can touch Ariel Winter’s thigh – The Superficial

Zachary Quinto as Missy Elliott looks more like Joyce DeWitt if she became a hip hop teacher at a children’s dance studio in the 90s – Towleroad

The Playboy Mansion has been sold to Hugh Hefner’s neighbor, and I wonder how many ludes the new owner will find when they eventually renovate the place? – Jezebel

Not The Look = Olivia Munn looking like a character in a sci-fi movie that was styled by a Kartrashian – Hollywood Tuna 

The Look = Elle Fanning looking like a bedazzled blood clot going to a Valentine’s Day party – Popoholic

Taylor Swift yodeled at a fan’s wedding – IDLYITW

If you wanted to see some shaved Hungarian crotch and uncut peen on this Monday, here you go – (NSFW) OMG Blog

Quentin Tarantino is looking for whores – Pajiba

Jennifer Lawrence’s hard nips went to a wedding – The Nip Slip 

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend double-teamed (not like that) flaming butt plug Piers Morgan on Twitter – HuffPo

Renee “Formerly Squinty” Zellweger took a break from Hollywood because she was sick of being famous – Just Jared

Michael Phelps and his piece have posted over a dozen pictures of their new baby on Instagram and in about half of them, the kid’s looking at the camera like, “I can’t believe you assholes named me Boomer.” – Popsugar

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