Chris Brown Might Have Gotten A Giant Shoulder Tattoo Of His Daughter’s Face

Just like Justin Bieber, Chris Brown is on a quest to cover his body in as many random tattoos as possible. Well, it appears that he’s gone ahead and added another piece to his collection, and this time it’s a portrait of his 2-year-old daughter, Royalty Brown. Ah, the toddler portrait tattoo; the sophisticated second cousin to the infant footprints.

The Daily Mail says that early this morning, Chris Brown threw up the picture you see above to Instagram, followed by a picture of his shoulder with a not-finished portrait of Royalty on it. Not long after, he grabbed a bottle of Spray nine and scrubbed any trace of said pictures from his Instagram. So basically, that’s what I mean when I say he might have gotten a tattoo of his daughter. We can’t really confirm it, since the Instagram proof no longer exists. But of course, some people managed to grab a copy before he deleted them. This is what Chris Brown’s new tattoo of his daughter allegedly looks like.

If that tattoo is real, which I’m almost entirely sure it is, then he picked a perfect picture (the reference for which was obviously this one). Every time he turns around to look at that janky mess, he’ll see Royalty staring back at him with a face that says “Yeah, so…you thought this looked good? Really? Okay.” Poor Royalty. Not only is her daddy Chris Brown, but now she’s immortalized forever on his body with some truly fucked up hair. Why is her hair fading away as if she’s a ghost in a movie about a haunted Little Tikes house? On the bright side, that portrait of Royalty is no where near as busted as that smiley face to the right of her. So, at least she’s got that going for her.

As for whether or not Chris really did get that tattoo, you probably won’t get an answer from his reps today since they’re too busy dealing with another Chris Brown being Chris Brown situation. TMZ says that a man named Malek Mokrani has accused Chris Brown of starting a fight that ended with Malek’s neck getting stomped on. It all went down at a show in Cannes on May 18th. Chris Brown allegedly got mad at something (shocking, I know), and he released his anger by giving Malek an unwanted chiropractic adjustment with his foot.

TMZ doesn’t know if Malek was involved in the fight that started it all, or if he was just an innocent bystander. But it ended with Malek taking a trip to the hospital, and he says he’s going to file a police report. According to Chris Brown, however, it’s Malek’s fault his neck almost got snapped. Chris says Malek was a security guard who assaulted him, adding that his team “handled the situation accordingly.” By kicking his neck? I don’t know where Chris is recruiting members of his team from, but if I had to guess, I’d say there’s probably a street somewhere that is missing its fighters.

Pics: Daily Mail