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These two stubborn kookaburras who got into the battle of the century over a piece of meat!

Whatever the longest battle on record is, these kookaburras are on their way to beating it. The only thing we know about this soon-to-be historical tug ‘o war (without that much tugging) showdown is that it supposedly started 30 minutes before this video was shot and that nothing would stop either of them from dropping that meat and letting the other trick win. Reddit user freshAU took the video and they said this about how this meat standoff started:

Just a bit of background – these are two wild kookaburras (two amongst seven or so) that come to our house. We were feeding these two and they caught the meat at the same time and proceeded to be frozen in this pose for over 30 minutes

freshAU tried to break up the fight by piling more meat on them, thinking that one of them would drop that shit and eat up the bounty of food before it, but nope. That didn’t work. This war wasn’t about the meat. It was about the win! They held onto that meat like they were a Kardashian and that meat was a black dick. They held onto that meat like they were two crazy bitches at a Walmart on Black Friday and that meat was a 25% off Roku. They held onto that meat like they were Rita Ora and that meat was a tiny bit of relevancy. They are an inspiration to us all.

And I don’t know if those kookaburras are taunting each other with those laughs or if they’re trying to tell the human to leave them the hell alone. This is between them!

Who knows how if it ever ended, but I bet they’re probably still going and they’ll keep going until the end of time. I also bet that the ghost of Jack Dawson wishes he was on that raft with one of those kookaburras instead of Rose, because unlike her ass, they would’ve never EVER let go.

via Sunshine Coast Daily (For Mel)