Earlier today, I posted a story from TMZ about how Johnny Depp’s mother Betty Sue Palmer probably sang out, “hallelujaaaaaaah,” with the angels in heaven when that gold digging succubus hussy skank Amber Heard filed for divorce from her son. The story went that Betty Sue told Amber to her face that she’s a “terrible person” and that Johnny’s sisters and children agreed. But now TMZ and People are telling Amber’s side and it’s completely different. Imagine that.
Betty Sue Palmer did not hate Amber, and they spent some time together in the hospital before her death. That’s what “sources close to Amber” tell TMZ, and that may or may not be media talk for “Amber’s publicist said all of this into TMZ’s tip line while Amber stood next to her.” Their sources say that during the past few months, Betty Sue was in and out of the hospital a lot and Amber was at her bedside when Johnny wasn’t able to be there. Amber even managed the schedules of the nurses Johnny hired to take care of Betty Sue.
TMZ’s original story said that Johnny and his mom didn’t see each other a lot while he was married to Amber. Amber was to blame for that shit. But now sources say that it was Johnny who didn’t want to see his mom. People’s sources spit out pretty much the same thing that TMZ’s sources did. Their sources say that Amber and Betty Sue didn’t hate each other:
“Amber was by Betty Sue’s side during this illness. And regularly visited her in the hospital.”
The sources also claims that Amber is close to Johnny’s son Jack.
Who to believe? Who to believe? The only ones from that family I want to hear from are Boo and Pistol! I’m sure they’ll find a way to give us the real info. Although, they’ll probably side with Amber since she’s technically their human. But then again, Johnny may have bought their loyalty by feeding them greasy meaty treats he found in his hair. Dogs are such easily bought whores.
And here’s a statement that Johnny’s rep released today about all the rumors going around:
“Given the brevity of this marriage and the most recent and tragic loss of his mother, Johnny will not respond to any of the salacious false stories, gossip, misinformation and lies about his personal life. Hopefully the dissolution of this short marriage will be resolved quickly.”
Well, that last line pretty much told us that things between them ended badly and he’s not about to pay spousal support for a “shart marriage” (typo and it says). That last line is the anti-conscious uncoupling. It’s some “knock me unconscious and wake me up when this short painful coupling is over for good” shit. That last line is what you’d say about a herpes outbreak.