Get The Baby Wipes Ready, Terrence Howard Will Be A Father For The Fifth Time

Hygiene is super important. We’re taught that from a very young age. And we all know just how much hygiene means to Empire star and noted wife beating crazy assgash, Terrence Howard. Terrence is the king of baby wipes so it’s always a bit surprising that someone with such a rabid love of clean asses can have such a messy culo of a life. Adding even more mess will be another butt that will actually need baby wiping. Terrence will be a father for the fifth time.

E! reports that Terrence was on the red carpet for an Empire event in LA on Friday with his on-again-off-again third wife, Mira Pak, and she showed up with a baby bump that hadn’t been introduced to the media yet. Terrence and Mira have a kid together already, Qirin Love Howard, who is about a year old and their marriage has been predictably Terrence-esque. They married in 2013 after about a month of knowing each other, then got divorced shortly after Qirin was born but were still seen together and he called her the love of his life and now there’s another baby. Jesus. He said he took the role of Lucious on Empire because everyone already thinks he’s a grade A asshole, but his love life is at epic proportions of night time soap too.

The last time Terrence and Mira had a baby he introduced us to breast cheese, so I’m sure we’ll get plenty more gorgeous tid bits as the baby mania increases. I told you, spring bring us nothing but allergies and baby news. Questionable parent baby news.

And here’s more of the happy couple and the rest of the Empire cast:

Pics: Wenn