Open Post: Hosted By Antonio Sabàto, Jr.’s Oiled-Up Nips

Channing Tatum recently announced that he’s bringing Magic Mike Live! to Las Vegas and will try to make coochies get so hot that they have to jump off of their owner’s body to run off and cool themselves in a bowl of ice water. But Magic Mike Live! has their work cut out for them, because over at Chippendales at the Rio, they’re delivering thrusting man crotches, greasy abs AND star power.

Chippendales sometimes has celebrity guest thrusters do a short residency, and they’ve already brought Steve Sanders and Tyson Beckford to the stage. And for 5 weeks, Antonio Sabato Jr., the star of General Hospital, Melrose Place, several fap-worthy Calvin Klein chonies ads and one of the best reality shit shows of 2009 My Antonio, will shake his ass and drop it low with the other Chippendales hot pieces.

This will only make sense to those of you watched General Hospital during its hot piece golden years (read: the 90s), but since Chippendales hired Antonio to strip for a few weeks, they should’ve made it a GH reunion by bringing in Steve Burton (aka Jason Morgan). Jagger and Jason thrusting their half-naked bodies next to each other on stage = 90s wet dreams coming true.

And here’s more of Antonio serving up some 47-year-old oily hotness at Chippendales last night. Antonio is a Trump supporter and that should ruin his hotness for me, but I still would, even with a backwards “Make America Great Again” hat on his head.

Pics: Wenn.com