Night Crumbs

May 4, 2016 / Posted by:

Miley Cyrus spent time with Liam Hemsworth instead of going to the Met Gala. So Miley chose hanging with Liam over getting attention by wearing something like ass-less tin man shorts and silver pasties at the Met Gala? It must be true love! – Lainey Gossip  

Maitland Ward, leave that innocent panda emoji out of this! – Drunken Stepfather

Thank you, Demi Lovato, for letting me know that Fez from That 70s Show is the best fuck you’ve ever had – Celebitchy

Backdoor Farrah called Blac Chyna a “monkey” and also insinuated that the playground is popular because her little daughter works the pole there.  What I’m trying to say is that she’s probably going to be named as Donald Trump’s running mate – The Superficial 

Divorce rates are about to jump up by 3000% percent because everyone is going to figure that if Pauly D and Aubrey O’Day can’t make it, none of us can, so why even bother? – Reality Tea

Caitlyn Jenner is apparently going to pose for the cover of Sports Illustrated while wearing nothing but an American flag and her Olympic gold medal. And with that, her transformation into a Kardashian will be complete and she can officially change her name to Kaitlyn Kartrashian – Towleroad

The bottom of Emily Rideajetski’s dress is confusing me – Popoholic

Anesthesia turned this kid into a drunk Katt Williams on helium – Hollywood Tuna 

Prince’s body was reportedly found by an addiction specialist who flew in to help him – Starcasm

Marvel can’t fool George Takei with their explanations for why they whitewashed Doctor StrangePajiba

Earlier I burped up something about pregnant dude porn, and yup, it exists – The Frisky 

Add Rumer Willis to the long list of tricks who don’t know what “bullying” means – HuffPo

Gina Rodriguez’s new haircut is very Urban Outfitters assistant manager circa 2010 – SOW

Olivia Munn turned down Deadpool because she didn’t want to play the girlfriend – Just Jared 

Panty Creamer of the Day: Real-life ThorThe Berry 

“I can’t believe that ugly ass hair color…” – Jodie Foster in that picture with Kristen StewartPopsugar

Pic: Splash

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