Hot Slut Of The Day!
João Paulo, the blogger from Brazil who easily won the title of Best Dressed at the Met Gala and he didn’t even go to the Met Gala!
For about two years, 23-year-old João Paulo from Salvador, Brazil, has been re-creating the look-for-nothing versions of expensive ass ensembles worn by celebrities and he posts his creations on Instagram and Facebook. But on Monday night, his genius reached to masterpiece levels when he took on and conquered some of the looks of the Met Gala.
On the left, is Met Gala co-chair and leader of the Mall Madness crew Taylor Swift wearing a Louis Vuitton look that probably took dozens of hours of meetings to put together and cost 2000 times more than what all of my internal organs would get on the black market. (“So 2000 pennies then?” – my doctor) On the right is the Brazilian DIY couture master in a luxurious knock-off of Taylor’s look. João posted that pic the same night as the Met Gala, so I’m guessing that he has that Out of This World power that allows him to stop time by touching his fingers. Because his ensemble looks like it took hundreds of hours to create using stuff found in the recycling bin.
The fit is impeccable and in the words of Project Runway judge Neeeeeena Garcia, it looks expensive. João made foil from restaurant leftovers look like fabric weaved from crushed diamonds and black electrical tape look like the hide of an ebony unicorn. Not to mention, that his fried wig looks more luscious than Taylor’s mop. The Coco Chanel of Brazil easily won that battle.
After the cut are more looks that João took on:
Solange – It hurts me to say this because Basement Baby’s discarded cupcake wrappers look was one of my favorites, but João outdid her. It was the nipple flash that sold me.
Kate Hudson – Yup, João’s re-creation of Kate’s storm trooper wedding dress is better than the real thing too.
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Nicki Minaj – João wins again! That wig tit won him 5 million style posts.
Karlie Kloss – Do I even have to say who won this one?
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And if you need another example for why Vogue hasn’t been an authority in fashion for years, here you go. Vogue did not put João Paulo on their Best Dressed of the Met Gala list. Embarrassing! Anna Wintour should really resign over that, honestly.