Awkward = Running Into One Of Your Exes At Your Friend’s 21st Birthday Party

Although to be fair, when you have a lot of friends and a lot of ex-boyfriends, it’s probably bound to happen sooner or later. Last night was Gigi Hadid’s 21st birthday, and because Gigi is famous, it’s not exactly a surprise that her party was packed with famous people. The most important of which was Gigi’s squad leader, Taylor Swift. I say “important“, because unless you want to find your ass on the other side of a “Bad Blood“-style song, the first birthday party invitation you send out is to Taylor.

But it wasn’t all pretending to eat cake and taking open-mouthed surprise-face selfies for Taylor. TMZ says that John Mayer was there too. I don’t know what a 38-year-old pussyhound is doing at a 21-year-old’s birthday party aaaannd I just answered my own question. Okay, so besides the fact that Gigi’s party was filled with models in their 20s, I don’t know why John Mayer would be there. Like, maybe they’re friends? Or maybe it’s because Gigi’s party was at The Nice Guy, and as we all know, you’ll get your FPC (famous person card) revoked if you’re papped leaving any other bar besides The Nice Guy.

So it could have just been a coincidence. Regardless, John was there, and Taylor was there, and I’m sure it was all tight-lipped smiles and doing everything possible to avoid making eye contact. Although if they did end up being forced to talk to each other, I imagine it went a little something like this:

John Mayer: “Hey, you still with that DJ?”

Taylor Swift: “Go away, John. You smell like rum and lube.”

John Mayer: “Well, in that case…what’s the situation with Gigi’s mom? She’s single, right?”

Here’s more of Taylor giving you Sorority Girl Debbie Harry, as well as John Mayer (who tried to disguise his age by wearing a high school jock costume, I guess?). Also, a bunch of other people who were at Gigi’s party, like Lenny Kravitz, Naomi Campbell, Jaden Smith, and the Kardashians.

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