Now For The Time Iggy Azalea Saved Nick Young From Getting “Born Reble” Tattooed On His Back
“I dunno, looks about right to me” shrugged Rihanna.
We’ll get to that truly busted tattoo in a second. First we need to know what led us to this tragic place. And it all begins shortly after Iggy Azalea went on a Twitter rant about the name “Becky.” On Tuesday, Iggy Azalea slapped at everyone pointing fingers and trying to figure out who “Becky with the good hair” is by declaring that calling someone a “Becky” is hateful and racist against blowjob-giving white girls. It wasn’t very long before Twitter slapped back and reminded Iggy that she’s guilty of using the B-word herself. Eventually, Iggy’s fiance Nick Young jumped in and shared his thoughts on the matter.
I love my Becky but she be tripping lol
— Nick Young (@NickSwagyPYoung) April 28, 2016
Iggy is a very private person who would never get into the dramatic details of her relationship on Twitter. But it appears she was willing to make an exception just this one time for the sake of shutting a bitch down.
@NickSwagyPYoung Reble. dont make me do it.
— IGGY AZALEA (@IGGYAZALEA) April 28, 2016
Since “Don’t make me do it” is dramatic bitch speak for “Oh yes I’m going there“, Iggy proceeds to snitch on Nick’s shitty spelling skills by telling the story of the time Nick almost got a giant misspelled tattoo on his back. Nick wanted the words “BORN REBEL“, but thanks to someone’s questionable literacy skills, he almost got the words “BORN REBLE.” And he has Iggy to thank for swooping in and saving him from such a permanent mistake.
Guys, I wanna let you know. Nick cant spell and if it wasnt for the LOVE i have for him. He would have "BORN REBLE" tatted across his back
— IGGY AZALEA (@IGGYAZALEA) April 28, 2016
I came in half way thru his tattoo and noticed "BORN REBEL" looked different to the way i remember it.
— IGGY AZALEA (@IGGYAZALEA) April 28, 2016
I will tweet the picture of his tattoo when i land. He really is lucky i mentioned it to him, I was gonna be petty and not say.
— IGGY AZALEA (@IGGYAZALEA) April 28, 2016
See… Lucky I'm around @NickSwagyPYoung pic.twitter.com/BIZRVjZHND
— IGGY AZALEA (@IGGYAZALEA) April 28, 2016
Honestly, she almost let him get that tattoo? That’s just mean. The only thing meaner would be if she whispered to the tattoo artist: “Instead of BORN REBLE, can you make it say GOOD RAPPER? And then can you draw a picture of my face under it?”
After she was finished dragging him for being the kind of person who would fail a 4th grade spelling bee, Nick admitted defeat. He also claimed he didn’t call her “Becky” because his Twitter was hacked.
😡 noooo!!!! Ok you won … Wasn't fault my Twitter been hack I would never call you the Becky word lol https://t.co/siOmfrltkL
— Nick Young (@NickSwagyPYoung) April 28, 2016
Today I learned: Nick Young is as good at lying as he is at spelling.
Pic: Twitter