Donald Trump Will Help Lena Dunham Pack For Her Move To Canada If He Wins

April 26, 2016 / Posted by:

So many people have said that if burnt-off dog wart Donald Trump wins the presidency and becomes our new evil overlord, they’re going to move to Canada, because you know, it’s that easy. Well, Lena Dunham is one of those people.

During a game of Plead the Fifth hosted by Andy Cohen at the Matrix Awards in NYC last night, Lena said that she is serious about moving to Canada if Jabba the Trump wins. I’m not sure if Lena has to do that, because if Trumps wins, I wouldn’t be surprised if the whole country falls into a sinkhole headed for hell. But Lena, who is campaigning for Hillary Clinton, has already picked out a spot in Vancouver.

“I know a lot of people have been threatening to do this, but I really will. I know a lovely place in Vancouver and I can get my work done from there.”

Trump called into Fox & Friends (via E!) this morning and they brought up Lena Dunham’s promise to live in Canada if he wins. Surprisingly, Donald Trump didn’t call her a loser pig whose TV show is a flop, but he did call her a “B-actor.” The Fox & Friends people brought up other famous types who have threatened to move like Whoopi Goldberg, Rosie O’Donnell and Jon Stewart. Jabba the Trump said that info lit a new fire under his Tang-crust-covered anus and he wants to win now more than ever.

“Well, she’s a B-actor. You know, she has no—you know, no mojo. I heard Whoopi Goldberg too. That would be a great thing for our country.

Now I have to get elected because I’ll be doing a great service to our country. Now it’s much more important. In fact, I’ll immediately get off this call and start campaigning right now.”

Lena Dunham once joked about dressing up for Halloween as one of the victims of Canadian serial killers Karla Homolka and Paul Bernardo, so I don’t think it’s possible for her to move there. How can she move there when they probably banned her ass permanently for making that joke? As soon as she gets to Canada, an official will look at her name on her passport and whistle for a moose in a Mountie hat who will headbutt her back to the US. Sorry, Lena, but you’ll have to suffer with the rest of us.

Pics: Splash

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