RiRi Yodeling Over A Track At Coochella Is A Moment That Taylor Swift Will NEVER Forget

April 18, 2016 / Posted by:

Seen above looking like she’s about to tag into an exhibition match during an indie wrestling show held in a bar basement in Bay City, Michigan, RiRi pulled a Kesha last night by making a surprise appearance in the middle of a DJ’s set at the annual Excuse To Roll Your Brains Out While Wearing Crystals From Michael’s On Your Face event.

Press Play On An iPod Ken (aka Calvin Harris) was one of the headliners at Coachella last night and during his set, RiRi popped up to sing along with a track of their song We Found Love. Calvin’s partner in Instagram cheesiness Taylor Swift was at Cokehella (copyright: the Dlisted reader who called it that last year) most of the weekend, but People says she pressed pause on the coochie cutters foolery on Saturday afternoon to take her private jet to San Antonio, Texas for her back-up singer’s wedding. Taylor flew back to California from Texas on the same day to catch Aileen Wuornos look-alike Axl Rose perform on a throne of guitar necks with Guns N’ Roses. And last night, Tay Tay and her squad were in the audience for her Easy Bake Oven sous-chef’s set.

Taylor threw up a video on Instagram of her looking like a possessed Chrissy Crocker circa 2007 dancing in a sea of moist crotches with her squad during RiRi’s surprise performance. Taylor didn’t at all exaggerate when she declared that watching RiRi singing over a track is a moment that will never ever leave her Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper of a brain:

I'll NEVER forget this moment. @badgalriri @calvinharris #coachella

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SPOILER ALERT: She forgot about that unforgettable moment this morning when she bit into a strawberry donut and said, “This is the greatest thing I’ve ever eaten. I’ll NEVER forget this moment.”

And here’s RiRi and her Wilson’s Leather clearance rack jacket graciously hugging her little fan backstage:

You know, thanks to that peroxide job, Taylor looks like she’s starring in Disney Junior’s wholesome, twee and G-rated reboot of Children of the Damned called Children of the Gosh Darnit. What I’m saying is, that hair is an upgrade.

If you care, here’s RiRi yodeling at hell on earth last night. WARNING: If you’re still suffering from the Mondays and/or hungover, watch this with sunglasses and earplugs on or your eyeballs and eardrums may bust out a seizure:

Pic: Getty

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