Open Post: Hosted By Mimi Making Brick Oven Pizza In Lingerie, As You Do

April 18, 2016 / Posted by:

Mimi’s Sweet Sweet Fantasy tour is currently scooting through Europe, and during a stop in Italy over the weekend, the Cowardly Lion’s glamorous first cousin took a picture of her making pizza in a brick oven while dressed like Rhonda Lee from Laverne & Shirley. By “making pizza,” I of course mean that Mimi did the most physical work she’s done in years by holding that wooden pizza paddle for 6 seconds while saying through her gritted teeth, “Take the damn picture before my arms fall off, dahling.”

And we better issue an AMBER ALERT on Mimi’s other leg. Either it’s hiding somewhere in that Zsa Zsa ass robe, or it got erased in a Photoshop-gone-wrong accident, or she had to have it amputated after it was overworked from walking more than 12 steps a day. If it’s the third guess, someone’s going to be filing an insurance claim real soon.

Pic: Instagram

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