Night Crumbs
The reincarnation of Van Gogh and this generation’s great artiste James Franco is on the cover of New York magazine’s art issue wearing the nerve-saving contraption that you wear whenever he opens up his mouth to speak – Lainey Gossip
And here’s your daily dose of random: Yolanda Foster is probably telling people that Michael Jackson died on her bed – Reality Tea
RIP Louis Vuitton and Coachella – Celebitchy
That big-titted blond model who isn’t Kate Upton is in the Baywatch movie – Drunken Stepfather
One of Khlozilla’s ass bags needs to be re-inflated and rotated – The Superficial
Julia Roberts should’ve kept that busted Dollar General Anna Wintour wig in her attic where it belongs – Jezebel
Did Julia Roberts let Serena Williams borrow her old wig for that He-Man costume? – OMG Blog
Both Pearl Jam and Boston join The Boss in boycotting North Carolina because of their anti-LGBT law – Towleroad
Here’s Jessica Biel giving you bland in a flour sack – Popoholic
Bella Thorne just needs a Native American headdress and she’d look like every shitty Coachella trend barfed all over her – Hollywood Tuna
David Silver is doing things to me in these pictures and I don’t know how to feel about that. I’ve always been a Dylan or Steve kind of ho – IDLYITW
ABC should probably just bulldoze Castle already – Pajiba
Try not to turn inside/out from shock, but Kanye Kardashian lied about something – HuffPo
Taylor Swift made another Apple commercial – SOW
Panty Creamer of the Day: A shirtless Zack Morris – Just Jared
Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom look like two walking and breathing swatch books from Calico Corners – Popsugar
Let’s end this gross Tax Day with a mini donkey in a hammock – The Berry