Spring is here! Mostly. The season of renewal and birth and Jesus rising from the dead to devour the brains of the faithful. Don’t quote me on that. Naturally, spring is the perfect time to debut the season’s hottest accessory, a baby! A baby will dress up any ensemble. With puke. Or pee. And people will be coming up to you everywhere you go. Strangers. To touch your precious new baby and ask you questions about it. Well, Chrissy Teigen and John Legend got on the wait list and have now received their new baby.
Chrissy and John both announced the birth of their daughter, Luna Simone Stephens, on social media this morning, via People. Chrissy chose Instagram – that’s the one for girls, so it makes sense – and John broed out and went with Twitter. Chrissy shared a snap of the baby’s weight:
And John tweeted:
Our new love is here! Luna Simone Stephens, born on Thursday, the 14th. We couldn’t be happier!
— John Legend (@johnlegend) April 17, 2016
Chrissy told the world she was pregnant back in October as well as that she was going through IVF to have it. Then in February she went into more detail and said she had chosen a girl embryo to be implanted into the lady computer that turns eggs into babies through photosynthesis. And now Luna Simone is here. On the celebrity baby name scale, this is kind of tame. I mean, it actually sounds like a name, so the kid is already lucky. And Chrissy Teigen is lucky, because now she has someone to hold her purse when she gets into another Twitter brawl.
(Note from Michael: And I thank Chrissy and John for not ruining my Sunday by burping up the words “We’re Over The Luna!” in their birth announcements.)